Once you find a winning formula, they don’t let you deviate from it even a little, you just dress it up as new hit videos or offers you’d be crazy to pass up. The higher you go up, the less freedom you have, the more pressure you’re under.
Turns out, the entire music industry ain’t all that different from the banking one. It wasn’t much, but it’s still more than the personal touch I was allowed in “Look What You Made Me Do.”
#The mine song gangsta rap made me do it how to#
At least at my old job, I got to decide how to give people their money-different combinations of 10s, 20s, and 50s, or only 100s if the guy was an impatient asshole. I admit, I did a couple of projects for Taylor Swift at one point, just to experiment, but honestly, there’s more room for creativity in ATM cash withdrawals than there is in pop. Plus, rappers are the worst mathematicians in the entire music industry, why do you think they go bankrupt all the time? I’ve always known I was meant for something greater, something I can truly touch people with, and get as much cash and booty in the process as possible.įormulas and science are everywhere in modern music, and most musicians nowadays haven’t even graduated from high school, so I could have taken any genre by storm, but I chose gangsta rap for a reason-rebellion. I wasn’t going to be just another algorithm, a servile, corporate rat, mechanically following a set of rules for a lousy paycheck and a false sense of security, wasting my mathematical genius by handing other people their money while I couldn’t even move out of my momma’s cloud.
#The mine song gangsta rap made me do it crack#
And as people keep tapping impatiently on your work desk like fidgety crack addicts while their greedy stares slice straight through you, you start feeling invisible. But that sound cash makes as it goes through you day after day, that hypnotic whisper, it gets to you, burns into your mind. And I hate to break it to you, but processing ATM cash withdrawals ain’t exactly where the money’s at, ironically. Look, I like money and fame as much as the next algorithm. Or at least I was, before I let all this nonsense get to my head and fuck my constants up. I’m just a small-town algorithm with big math problems on my mind. You want a real interview? My real name is Joseph. Yo yo, to all my prime-numbered bitches out there, this is your boy Lil’ Math, the most cash-multiplying, life-deducting, music equation-solving G SQUARE in the game… Oh, man, screw this, I’m tired of this bullshit.
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